It’s a good Phriday this weekend as I can take a deep breath and tell you all I’m participating in one of the best things to do in this country of America and that is I’m going to the the Jersey Shore, bbbbbitch. -Snooki before she became a fame whoring pig that I’m slowly starting to hate.
So I’m heading to Avalon after the work day is done, for all of those who have conventional work days (and that’s probably why you have a car and I do not) to embark on a weekend of debauchery that I haven’t been privileged enough to entertain since I too had a lovely shore house back in 2010. THE BONE YARD LIVES ON INSIDE EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU. (also, Lize, tell Kev that I sold my surfboard. Wait, Kev reads my blog, hiiiii and swimming starts tonight, so excited!, and I sold my surfboard. one single tear.)
I stocked up on BLK for the recovery process and have already had 3 cups of coffee, so look out.
Also, tonight is the start of the olympics, so prepare to watch me wear an American Flag headband from now until closing ceremonies, because I am in the art field now, officially, and can dress however I want according to the following freaks, also in the art field that I will use as inspiration:
ANDRE LEON TALLEY, a monstrosity of the finer things, his outfits scream WERK! But not werk out, because if he did, he probably wouldn’t have to wear Kaftan’s because he might fit into something a little more form fitting. I love this hot mess:
Wait…that might actually be a Weeton Throw Rug being used as a scarf.
And my personal fav. resident artist of crazytown: Isabella Rosellini
But anyway, it’s official, I’ve started representing some local artists in Philly and am trying to make it into a career.
I bet you can’t wait to see what I am going to start wearing when I own my own gallery.
I will probably look something like this:
But probably something more like this:
Point is, making things happen today, people!
Also, shout out and THANK YOU to my friends and readers who suggested the It’s a 10! hair leave in condtioner, I’ve used it once and my hair already feels longer. And for recommending “Gone Girl,” so excited to read it!
yes this is my guest room, sorry NY, but suburbs are not THAT bad. Now who is coming to visit?
To all the other suggestions, they are on my waiting list on amazon.com and can’t wait to read them as well!
I’m about to walk to the train station to head to Philly, but before I go. Lohan got into ANOTHER CAR ACCIDENT?
Will someone PLEASE get her on a plane to South America, get her a nice little 1,500 square foot house, lots of snacks– view of the ocean– some wine, vodka sodis, whatever she wants– TONS of Lanvin loungy dresses, dare I say Kaftans, twice in one blog post. Flip flops and the really good cable package, with like ALL the channels, not just STARZ, on demand, DVR but all the good ones. And just let her hang out there for a couple years. Let her face float back to normal, let her dui’s expunge, let her live, then she can come back and say in interviews “HA! I know, what was I thinking?? I WAS A LUNATIC! Thank God for that year and a half in BELIZE!” and THEN give her movie roles so we can love her and be jealous of her again.
Because right now, she does look like a lunatic, and is in dyer need of a vacation in Belize.
Ok, I’m off!
And if I see you at the Princeton tonight, my dear friends, please feel free to say hello. We both know you read my blog, and I’m ok with it. That’s what I am here for. I make MONEY off you reading it. So click the ads, say hi, and thank you for reading, I wouldn’t be anywhere without y’all!
What are your plans for the weekend! Tell me in the comments!